what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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first

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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belly button

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Fine, ladies first.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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purple pickles

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