Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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