- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

You tell me. I have amnesia.

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