penis

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

knock knock Goodbye

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Waffles ate my grandma

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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