- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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