- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

purple pickles

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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