why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Please don't shoot me

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How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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