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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.