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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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