- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Fine, ladies first.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

belly button

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

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