Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...