- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Please don't shoot me

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

Why didn't the man win the lottery? Because his lottery numbers weren't drawn.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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