Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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