- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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