A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

tim has no humor

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Anti Joke

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