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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.