- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Gus's mom

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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