- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

This sentence is a lie.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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