- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

What’s the difference between a frog and a duck? One is a frog and one is a duck.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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