- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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