Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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No soup for you!

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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