- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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