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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

white or wheat? wheat please.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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