- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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