- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

Knock knock come in.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

Of course, first door on your left

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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