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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

What is my name? I dont know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

PENIS lol

Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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