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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A dancer walks into a barre

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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