A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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