- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

The bears will win the Super Bowl

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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