why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

your mom is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've got a problem! Correct, you have got acute cancer, you have 2 months to live.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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