- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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