- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

mexicans fishing

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Your mom.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

There once was this guy and he fell down

I'm going to Re-write History... History

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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