- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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