- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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