Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Knock Knock Who's There Me

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What does? 42

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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Anti Joke

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