- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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