- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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