My name is me I like fired chicken!

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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What? Huh?

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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