YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A cat playing laser tag.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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