If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

The FCC

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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