How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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