- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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