- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

whats chinese noodles

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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