Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

your mum

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Kys

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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