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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

why did you poop because you are a poop

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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