One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

whats 7+4? 74

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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