What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

13 =B you just learned something

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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