- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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