- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

You were born.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What comes after 69? 70

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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