- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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