A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

my egg roll

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Ebola

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Anti Joke

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