- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

What comes after 69? 70

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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