- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

I am quite mature.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What's big and long? My dick.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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