why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Apple juice.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

eoin burgin is fat

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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