Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

sfdg

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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