- Anti Joke

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? Cindy your neighbor. I was wondering if I could borrow some milk, I ran out.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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