- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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