Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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