What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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roy g biv

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Robin, get in the car!

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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