Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Justin with a hat.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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