What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A Mormon walks into a bar

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

I literally died laughing

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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