Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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