- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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