- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What do you call an arab ?

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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