- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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