- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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