Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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