Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

hey guys im gay

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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