hey guys im gay

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

antonis sister is mighty fine

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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