- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

My children are mistakes

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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