- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Well this is pointless.....

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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