- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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