Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Where's my baby??

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Justin Bieber.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Invisible Children Foundation.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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