- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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