- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

scientology.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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