- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What's long and black The unemployment line

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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