A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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your mum

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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