Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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