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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

wanna hear a joke? me niether.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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