- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

"Knock knock" Come in!

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Jordan is pregant

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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