- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Terry has ebola

My Boyfriend

Dane Cook makes a joke.