why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Find the b dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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Anti Joke

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