- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Who invented apple? God

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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