- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

angelo snyder is not ga

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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