- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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