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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

were you expecting a joke

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

Women drivers...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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