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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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