- Anti Joke

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.