A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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A bar walks into a man

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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