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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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