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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

How did the black person die? Of old age

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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