- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Pickles

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

whats the meaning of stonehenge? ask the ones that built it!

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Michael Brown

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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