A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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The holocaust

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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