- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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