whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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