- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my wife out of the kitchen

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Everybody will die

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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