Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Antijokes...

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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