- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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