Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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No soup for you!

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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what's up? my penis.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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