A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

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What did the octopus say to the lion? Nothing, because the likely hood of a lion and an octopus meeting is incredibly slim, as an octopus is a sea creature, and a lion isn't. A lion and an octopus cant even communicate with each other anyway, so even if they did come across each other they wouldn’t be able to talk. Octopi are also anti-social creatures by nature so I can say with some confidence that the lion and the octopus will not have a convocation. Written By JAMES!

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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