2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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