what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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