Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

You're a big fat monkey.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

An orphan falls off a cliff.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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