hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

your mom gave me head.....phones

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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