So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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