- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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