Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

i killed my family

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Women's rights

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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