- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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