- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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