- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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