What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Justin beiber..

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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