- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a dog in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1