What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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Women's Rights..

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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