- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

You're a big fat monkey.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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