What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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