- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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