What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Your mother just died.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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THE GAME

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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Anti Joke

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