- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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