Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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smell the vitamin C

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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