- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Diarrhea

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Who is John Galt?

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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