Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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