- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

knock,knock you suck

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Asian women drivers...

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Hail Hitler

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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