Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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