- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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