Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Knock knock. Get out!!

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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