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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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