- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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