- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Poop

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

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