What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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what are three short words? i a am

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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