- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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