why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

Equal rights!

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Queens Park rangers

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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