- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

I have suicidal thoughts

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

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