- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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