Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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Barack Obama

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Pineapple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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