- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Stephen Hawking

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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