- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What do you call an blank test? an F

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

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