i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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