- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Roses are green Violets are grey Tulips are a lighter grey I am colorblind.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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