Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

The Charlotte Bobcats

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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