- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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