- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

Who wants water? I do.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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