- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Continents are large islands.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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