- Anti Joke

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.