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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Thats what she said

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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