- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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