one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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