- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Women's rights

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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