Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Albino African Americans

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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you will like this because i am black.

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