So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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womans having rights.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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