- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

I? Everett

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Chris Bosh's neck

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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