- Anti Joke

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house