A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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