- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

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