- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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