- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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