- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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