A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

I enjoy Popcorn

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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