- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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