- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Feminism.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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