whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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sky's sty

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Anti Joke

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