Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

roses are black violets are black i am blind

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Your face is hilarious.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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