- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A man penetrates another man.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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