- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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