whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Shltskc gw? G

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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