- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Knock knock Go away

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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