Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What is 9+10? 19

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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Anti Joke

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